Tips for Surviving a Day at a Theme Park
Planning saves time and money at today's theme parks.
It’s that time of year again when kids everywhere start clamoring for those most dreaded family excursions -- the annual trek to a nearby amusement park. This year, amusement parks have been inaccessible for so long in most states due to the Coronavirus. Now, brave throngs will greet them once again. Whether it’s Great America, Six Flags, or DisneyWorld, theme parks are among the most sought-after family attractions. Still, the hot sun, long lines, and walk-weary kids can turn the most promising outing, even if long-awaited, into a disaster, compounded by each park’s particular restrictions and adjustments based on the reality of Covid-19 that may impact any visit. A little planning and theme park strategy can go a long way to ensuring a successful visit to the midway.
Schedule visits mid-week to avoid crowds
July and August, of course, are the busiest months, but if you can schedule your visit mid-week, you can still avoid the crowds that descend en masse on Saturdays and Sundays. Better yet, either go early in spring or consider putting off your visit until September, when fewer vis tors exist. And hopefully, an even more inviting Coronavirus comfort zone.
Some parks vary their starting times depending upon the number of visitors they anticipate on a particular day. Call ahead of time – or check online- to see when the gates open and get there before then. You’ll start reaping the benefits of an early arrival long before you get to the attractions in the form of empty parking lots and entry gates. If you have older kids – and they’re still willing to be seen with you -- consider a night-time visit; the parks take on a special glow in the evening, and the lines are generally shorter.
Visit theme parks backward — End at the beginning
Most people tend to stop at the rides, pavilions, and shops they see when they first enter. Resist that temptation; start your day at the park’s far end and work your way back. That way, you’ll miss the most prominent lines and end up near the exit late in the day when you’re tired and ready to leave.
Lunchtime is an opportunity in disguise. While the rest of the troops are heading for the fast-food stands and restaurants, you head for the ides. They will have traded one line for another while you. If you can wait to eat until later in the day, you can avoid both lines. Bringing a snack or a juice pack to keep the kids busy while in line may help temper the long wait. Arriving around dinnertime can accomplish the same thing.
Don’t expect everyone in the family to want to see and do the same things. Get several maps of the park, select the must-see attractions of general interest, and plan the order to visit them. If part of the group separates to pursue different interests, decide on a definite time and place to meet – cell phones might be hard to hear among the din. Make sure it’s somewhere easy to find and has a name to it, so it can be easily described when asking for directions.
Pace yourself — you can’t see it all
Because there’s so much to see and do, families often try to do too much. Hitting all your favorite rides and shows may seem like a good idea at the start of the day -- and a frustrating impossibility by day’s end. Kids especially wilt under a hectic pace and often need some extra time to relax along the way. Be flexible, and be prepared not to do everything on your list.
Many theme parks rent strollers and wagons for more accessible transportation that go a long way to maintaining a young child’s enthusiasm as the day wears on and the child wear out. Dressing in loosely fitting clothes and comfortable sneakers also helps.
Avoid sky-high prices — bring a picnic lunch
With theme park ticket prices skyrocketing almost as high as the roller coasters they entitle you to ride upon, you might consider other ways to save while traipsing around Busch Gardens, Water World, or Disneyland. Food at parks, like at airports, is priced according to the captive audience syndrome; you pay their prices or go hungry. Instead, bring a picnic lunch to enjoy on a shaded bench while people-watching.
Steer clear of machines, games, and arcades that cost extra money. Kids can quarter and dollar you to death. So be clear on the ground rules ahead of time—the same for souvenirs. Young children are as happy with a $1 balloon as a $10 hat. If you know you can’t convince your kids to leave empty-handed, try to budget ahead for something you know they’ll want and need, such as a T-shirt or baseball cap. Be sure not to buy those items in the weeks before your trip to the park. And stick to whatever monetary limits you set.
Let kids know what to expect to manage expectations
Wait until you get to the park and can check out prices before promising any extra shows or treats. Costly sideshows often sound more appealing than they actually are. Focus instead on free street entertainment such as mimes, jugglers, and musical groups. Once again, letting your kids know what to expect often diminishes disappointment. Emphasize all they are doing and seeing to take the attention away from what they might think they are missing.
Anticipate a wonderful time. Be prepared for setbacks. And remember that whatever the realities of the day’s outing, when you hear your children describe it to their friends, it’ll sound awesome!
Fyllis Hockman is a multi-award-winning travel journalist who has been traveling and writing for over 30 years — and is still as eager for the next trip as she was for the first. Her articles appear in newspapers across the country and websites across the internet. When not traveling, she is almost as happy watching plays or movies, working out, and sitting on a barstool next to her travel-writing husband.